Songs with nonsense lyrics
All I look for in a good song is words that make sense and a tune you could hum. Apparently this makes me hopelessly outdated.

E.G
'Just dance, gonna be okay
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance, spin that record babe
Da da doo doot-n
Just dance, gonna be okay
D-D-D-Dance, dance, dance, just
J-J-Just dance'

If the best rhyme you can come up with is 'babe' with 'okay', you have no business calling yourself a musician. Sorry. No, that's it, no questions, no argument, no appeal. Fuck Off.

'Let's do it, and do it, and do it, do it, do it.'
FUCK. OFF.

It's fucking brain gruel.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:41, 3 replies)

Touch my bum.
This is life.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:42, closed)

I choose to distinguish between nonsense and inanity.
I would put the thespian verses that you have recited into the "Inanity" category, whereas bizarre bollocks like Yellow Submarine I would place in "Nonsense". I rather like a lot of the nonsense, but I do my best to avoid the Inanity category.

Still haven't even heard that Friday song :)
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:51, closed)

...you have no business calling yourself a *lyricist*.
Her ability to choose two words that rhyme has no bearing on her musical talent (which I'm sure, is minimal, but not for that reason).
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:54, closed)