Uptalking...(or the Australian inflection)
My wife is an Aussie and I want to strangle her at least 3 times a night.

"I'm just going to the shops?"

Are you telling me you're going or asking me if you're going???? Apparenlty "are you?" is not the correct response.
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:46, 6 replies)

"I don't know, I give in"
might not be a good answer either.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)

I tried that one
She started talking to me again about 2 days later.....
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, closed)

that's not irrational
it is perfectly rational to want to strangle your wife for this.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:48, closed)

It is perfectly rational to want to strangle your wife.
Nobody? Just me then. Better not tell her, she'll beat me.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:18, closed)

Yeah, I'm living in Australia.
Apparently nobody is sure about anything they're saying.

AND, all the teenage girls speak like a twangier version of Valley Girls, using "like" every other syllable.

Infuriating.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 5:28, closed)

As a 'Stralian
I am suprised that it is not our flat, nasally, stretched and lazy voices that get on your tits, as opposed to the way how we inflect our flat, nasally, stretched and lazy voices.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:39, closed)