ah hah... another one that gets my ire is...
"for my sins"followed by a knowing chuckle.

ffs - I have obviously waited about 9 years as a B3tard to post all the millions of things that totally wind me up.
I have come to the conclusion I wouldn't need anger management classes if just some of those people out there could actually construct a sentence without using hackneyed phrases....
At the end of the day though, I guess we a all human....
(entropydave hates unnecessary commas on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:43, 2 replies)

For some reason,
the fact that there are already 5 pages of this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Many a computer will be destroyed by water damage of all the frothing at the mouth going on this week...

EDIT: That was directed at the second half of your post, and not just a general pisstake of your post. I hope I didn't incur your wrath! ;)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:50, closed)

^This^
And the habit of childless men who reply to the question "do you have any children?" with "None - that I know of" with a forced chuckle.

Particularly as it's so hard to resist I've done it myself on occasion (though convincing myself it was all done with lashing of post-modern irony etc.).
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:18, closed)