Truly irrational
Smart cars. I get that they get good mileage, are easy to park and are reasonably reliable. I'm not the type of person who cares about how flash or powerful a car is, I drive a yaris myself, which isn't exactly big or powerful. I just hate smart cars, no idea why.
(Mong goose, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:51, 5 replies)

they look like they belong inside a kinder egg

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:55, closed)

They're not so good on hills.
www.b3ta.com/questions/beautifulmoments2/post822246
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 17:55, closed)

The only person I know who has one...
...is a complete twat. Does that help?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:09, closed)

So my Gallardo fails to impress...
Just as well as it helps to define me as a "wanker", which I surely am.
(entropydave hates unnecessary commas on, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:54, closed)

I have no idea what you are getting at here.
However, said bloke was an irritating twat before he got the Smart car, and it was a natural extension of his twattishness when he got it.
I'm not saying all Smart drivers are twats. (It just seems like they are).
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:32, closed)