"You're not a PROPER redhead."
^so, so many people have said this to me. My hair is definitely ginger, but apparently if it's not that dark auburn I have no right to make comments about being a redhead.

Also, people who ask "What's it like to have long hair?" Answer: like short hair, with a higher chance you'll sit on it. It's not one of the great mysteries of the universe.

And along the same line- hair extensions piss me off something awful. They look crap. If you want long hair, grow it long. Not only will it look natural, but you'll actually get used to looking after it and you won't end up with random fake strands invading other people's personal space.

Saying that, people who have long hair and don't WASH IT should have it cut off, by law. Nothing in the world smells worse than unwashed hair.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:25, 5 replies)

I beg to differ....
Tonsil stones smell worse than unwashed hair.
( Sallyrsm, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:26, closed)

^THIS

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:27, closed)

Okay
"Nothing else I expect to encounter in the supermarket aisle on a chilly spring day smells worse than unwashed hair, except for other disgusting odours..."
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:28, closed)

Ear
cataracts?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 20:22, closed)

Cut off, by law...
...at the neck.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:28, closed)