My list...
1.People who make odd noises whilst talking; every so often I encounter people who sound like they are smacking their lips whilst talking. I am sure the leader of UKIP does it. Drives me into a rage
2.Use of the word "pacific" when "specific" should be used; I mean, wtf?
3.Thinking lateness is acceptable; I hope they think my barely disguised scorn is ok
4.People with no taste in music whatsoever; oh, come on, you must have an opinion surely? These people dance to the shit music at corporate xmas parties and wedding...."you have to dance its a wedding!"
5.Badly placed, shit flash tattoos; I cant begin to explain my disgust. I have 2 half sleves and a full back piece of bespoke design so this isnt an "anti-ink" thing.
6.Pointless conjecture on 24hr rolling news
7.Shit covers of decent songs with no acknowledgement to the orginal song writer.
8.Football tribalism
9.People who want to leave the UK and move to somewhere warm on the basis that if you can have a holiday there, it must be good. They usually mention the weather too. You know what, fuck off if you are that vaccuous, and find out the grass is never greener.
10.People who think that they are due "respect", and use words like "disrespecting" in relation to not getting their own way. I will stop there as I dont want some 13 year old on a bike brassing me up with a Mac 10 in a chip shop.
11. 3/4 length shorts, white sports casual shoes and "engerland" tops, sometimes topped off with a shaved head...and England wonders why the world thinks its populated with fuckwits?...LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
12. R'n'B.
13.The considered opinion that if you dont have a tan then it was a shit holiday, and subsequently, that a tan directly equates to good health
14.Drinking at football matches and gigs; I have spent a lot of money to see this band/club the last thing I want to do is make my bladder the size of a walnut and need to piss every 10 min and/or be so drunk I cant remember it.
15.Holding mobiles phones in any way other than like a phone and the use of the speakerphone facility.

16.Blackpoool
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:27, 14 replies)

I'll agree with
the first 8. Actually no, all of them.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:39, closed)

R 'n' B
Please, make this 'music' die a horrifying death. Did Dante have this one on his list?
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:44, closed)

Hell
for me would be endless tours of car boot sales in some run down northern town, whilst RnB is blasting out of boomboxes, followed at night by being taken to an infinate number of weddings where no one put any thought into the entertainment what so ever.

Oh and an odd day made to do stuff in the garden
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, closed)

I like
the list, but I also like car boots.

Purgatory?

If it's any consolation, I'm still drunk after company Year End.
( elgordo, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:55, closed)

Good effort on the 11am drunkedness
Must have been some night

Dont spoil it and say you are a merchant banker :D
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:58, closed)

Actually...
R'n'B is short for "rhythm and blues"; yet it seems to have become a totally different category of music. It doesn't even sound like rhythm and blues at all. Bloody confusing, modern music.
( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 23:19, closed)

I'll have to disagree with you on the speakerphone thing.
If someone's ranting at you down the phone and you're trying to work at the same time, putting it in speaker mode, setting it down on the desk and waiting for them to finish so you can get a word in edgeways is the way forward.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:58, closed)

Oooo!
I will let you have that! There is comedy potential in that I never considered
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:01, closed)

I think
we may be the same person.

Did I accidentally clone myself in my sleep?
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:49, closed)

I think it could be a b3tan thing

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:53, closed)

Re:
#10 - Fuckin' A! Respect is earned, not deserved. Good manners toward others are what's essential, not good manners from others to yourself.

And the rudest thing you can possibly do to anyone over the age of 9 is to accuse them of being rude, which is all that the "yore dissin' me, bitch" chavs are doing.

#14 - Just 'cos you're a lighweight who can't hold the ale...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:42, closed)

LoL
There is perhaps a grain of truth in your theory on my capacity for beer....spirits however I can drink a huge and varied amount without too much trouble
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 23:51, closed)

I'll take the lot
No you're welcome
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:14, closed)

1.
Is called a "mnyap"
(steh30, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:34, closed)