Conceptual artists.
Ooh, look it's an empty box! Fuck off. I despise you, the critics that fawn over your work and the buyers that give you bags of money. Smarmy cunts - all of 'em.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:57, 5 replies)

Yes. Yes this. This a huge amount.
Mrs Vagabond and my best man to be once very nearly fell out over art. He's done A-Level art history and enjoys discussing it, and was trying to justify the brick that got nicked being art. The twat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:58, closed)

Great. A degree to back up an unnecessary opinion.
Just what the world needs.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:04, closed)

Art is hard to define
People say it's something created that serves no purpose except to provoke response and opinion. A musician friend of mine has a couple of Jackson Pollock prints which weren't cheap. I thought they were a fat fucking waste of money. But now I quite like them, probably because they provoke such a response.

However, those pictures that they sell in B&Q and other such places are fucking awful. The photo of the tranquil lake with a jetty running out into it, or that close up of a rose. And all of those various paintings of Parisian cafes are just utter wank.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, closed)

People say it's something created that serves no purpose except to provoke response and opinion.
I'm not sure that will wash with the Met's finest when I get my cock out on the tube home tonight.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:56, closed)

Tidy up your room
& make your bed young lady.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 3:15, closed)