Anyone who is trying to imply that they are somehow wacky or crazzzyy by
saying that they are going out to the pub and might have a beverage or 5. JUST FUCK OFF. A beverage???! It's a pint. Calling it a beverage makes you look like a complete cock. And you might have 5? Am I supposed to be impressed that you can drink a whole 5 pints?

Grrrrrrrrrrr
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:00, 6 replies)

WEll I'm impressed people pay for 5 pints

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:05, closed)

You sound fun

(McChinaman banned, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:14, closed)

ask him out for a bevvy

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:15, closed)

I honestly am (well I think I am). The above rant is classic example of an irrational hatred of mine.
Having a good time with friends then one says beverage, bevvy or flaggon and I find myself getting angry.

time to go back to my happy place.
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:33, closed)

Maybe they're going to drink 5 cus of chamomile tea

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:06, closed)

a good point
maybe that's what I need to calm myself down
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:16, closed)