Riding bicycles.
I can't ride bikes.

When sitting on a bike, I find I'm overcome with a sense of fear and anger...and I just have to get off. I don't quite understand it.

Last time I rode a bike was at the inecessant nagging of my parents(ended up with me falling into a patch of nettles...little me was not pleased.)

Exercise bikes are fine, so maybe it's something to do with balance.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:19, 4 replies)

You should try a large tricycle
Or one of those reverse tricycles that has a box of ice-creams at the front.

That would make you happy I think.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:14, closed)

...
...I think it might.

I'd also like one of these frankly: www.quadricycleintl.com/library/images/quadricyle_serie3_montreal.jpg
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 3 Apr 2011, 18:27, closed)

You sir
Are not human
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:17, closed)

I also think they're horrible and can't ride one.
I can just about get one rolling, but stopping involves steering into a hedge or ditch. Then the bicycle runs after you, jumps on you and stabs you. You are wise to shun them.
(lonelybadger, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 8:38, closed)