Dogs
No rational reason I can think of why I hate them, I just do.
Even the word 'dog' to me is a really ugly word.
I love cats though. Pity i'm allergic to the floofy fookers.
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:34, 2 replies)

Dogs are class
I'll tell you a story....

I'm walking with my dog - a black lab. He sees a spaniel and thinks 'he really does look like he's got a fantastic smelling cock'.

my dog spends next 5 mins with his head in the other dogs crotch.

The dogs owner - a large woman doesn't look too bothered. I call my dog, he pulls his head out of the wonderful smelling crotch and has frothy white drool down each side of his face - nice.

My dog them proceeds to shake his head ( I swear in slow motion) and 'spunks' his frothy drool all up the woman.

Luckily no one came around the corner at that moment or it could have left me with some fast talking to do regarding my amourous covergae of said large lady.

Good old dogs!
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:24, closed)

Labs - the embarrassment of all dogs.
There is nothing they won't do and mostly it makes your guts churn. Still, love 'em all.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:26, closed)