
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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... is Jolly Jack. I would prefer not to see the endless Nazi jokes, mong "jokes", thalidomide jokes on /board; but JJ is the only b3tan who's provoked me to do more than tut inwardly to myself. He's the only one from whose stuff I actively protect myself.
OK: I know that he's very, very talented, and that a lot of people whose judgement I normally trust think he's great. But, by jingo, his stuff annoys me far more than it ought. Why? Because it's so vanilla. Because it's so complacent: the characters in his stories are mysteriously comfortable types whose primary concern is computer games and comics (for fuck's sake). It's the cartoon equivalent of Friends, or Anglican coffee mornings, or magnolia paint. Insipid, complacent, complaisant, vapid, bourgeois nonsense.
But I know he shouldn't anger me so.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:33, 4 replies)

I used to have him on ignore too, I may well yet again.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)

I'm not going to get angry about some twot on the internet but, by christ, that nasty, racist, either-of-borderline-intelligence-or-troll waste-of-skin comes close.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:59, closed)

Yes, he's a monumental arsehole, and the world would be better without him in it. But, for some reason, he doesn't get on my tits like JJ does.
Revelation 3:15-16 sums up the difference for me.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:34, closed)

I had in mind this:
15I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:46, closed)

Skill with a tool rather than a sense of humour. Bring back the days of half-arsed scribbles in MSPaint and chobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobb.
:(
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 15:24, closed)

One other thing that makes my blood boil is the way he describes his stuff as "Sequential Art". Art it certainly is not. Drawing, yes. Good drawing, yes. But art, no.
( , Sat 2 Apr 2011, 18:28, closed)
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