The only person I have on ignore...
... is Jolly Jack. I would prefer not to see the endless Nazi jokes, mong "jokes", thalidomide jokes on /board; but JJ is the only b3tan who's provoked me to do more than tut inwardly to myself. He's the only one from whose stuff I actively protect myself.

OK: I know that he's very, very talented, and that a lot of people whose judgement I normally trust think he's great. But, by jingo, his stuff annoys me far more than it ought. Why? Because it's so vanilla. Because it's so complacent: the characters in his stories are mysteriously comfortable types whose primary concern is computer games and comics (for fuck's sake). It's the cartoon equivalent of Friends, or Anglican coffee mornings, or magnolia paint. Insipid, complacent, complaisant, vapid, bourgeois nonsense.

But I know he shouldn't anger me so.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 9:33, 4 replies)

But, but, BUT, BUT!
Squirrels with tits.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:47, closed)

By golly yes
I used to have him on ignore too, I may well yet again.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)

You've yet to come across Umbongotime's postings on /links then?
I'm not going to get angry about some twot on the internet but, by christ, that nasty, racist, either-of-borderline-intelligence-or-troll waste-of-skin comes close.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:59, closed)

Oh, I've had run-ins with umbongotime.
Yes, he's a monumental arsehole, and the world would be better without him in it. But, for some reason, he doesn't get on my tits like JJ does.

Revelation 3:15-16 sums up the difference for me.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:34, closed)

Is that the one about no fucking animals?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 12:50, closed)

Naaaah. That's in Leviticus or Deuteronomy.
I had in mind this:
¹⁵I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. ¹⁶So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:46, closed)

He's the personification of everything that's gone wrong with this place.
Skill with a tool rather than a sense of humour. Bring back the days of half-arsed scribbles in MSPaint and chobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobbchobb.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 15:24, closed)

After venting here, he's been on my mind a fair bit today.
One other thing that makes my blood boil is the way he describes his stuff as "Sequential Art". Art it certainly is not. Drawing, yes. Good drawing, yes. But art, no.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 18:28, closed)