Restaurant menus
If you can't spell it properly, I don't trust you to cook it properly.
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:30, 8 replies)

Haha
The pub across the road from work just rebranded and had new menus printed. I corrected mine with a red pen; there were about 12 mistakes.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 10:58, closed)

My local
Once had Chichen on the specials board
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:18, closed)

Itza?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 22:31, closed)

This is a maxim,
that, from now on, I will apply to my life.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

There's an Indian in Ulverston
that has 'coked chicken'.

It worries me not only because of the spelling, but the implication that they are trying to tell me its cooked, implying the other chicken may not be.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 13:26, closed)

The Chinese ...
... round the corner. The big sign over the door says "Happy Garden". The quite expensive, two-year old, backlit menu in the window says, in large letters, "Happy Gargen". Beautiful.

The also have a bean curd dish with beef marked as vegetarian.
(TexasDave is moving like a tremendous machine, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 14:50, closed)

My local Turkish greasy spoon used to advertise such delights as
the 'beef bunger' and the 'mils shake', amongst many other wondrous items.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 16:29, closed)

A small little seafood place down the road
does an excellent Crap Salad.
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:23, closed)