Chammers
Total twats who insist on eating really loudly. And with their mouths open at the same time. DO THEY NOT REALISE!!!!

I feel violent everytime I am exposed to that noise.
(Oops....did I say that out loud cos I really bloody want to., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:28, 4 replies)

SLUUUURP SMAK SMAK SCHLUP SMUK SMAK "MMMmmm" SLUUUURP
it should be legal to hunt them for sport
(gordonjcp, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:26, closed)

I have to try really hard not to lash out when people do that
I try to avoid sitting near the worst culprits
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:33, closed)

Totally agree
Mastication is not a bloody spectator sport! Open mouthed eating is probably the only exception to Rule 34.
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:44, closed)

Annoys me too
Trapped on a crowded train for 4 hours at a table with 3 other people who had the eating etiquette of starving warthogs.
Shovelling it in with smacks slurps chomps & belching, I didnt know what would come first, my having an embolism or committing murder.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 3:35, closed)