People who stand on escalators.
It's not a fucking ride!

Closely followed by people who walk on escalators but then stop two or three steps from the end, as though their awesome momentum will make them misstep and they'll be sucked into some stygian underworld of grease and gears.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 10:06, 6 replies)

Conversely, I hate people who walk up escalators.
It's going up anyway. If you want to walk, take the bloody stairs...
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 11:29, closed)

The argument could be resolved
if people just stuck to the rule 'stand on the right, walk on the left'.

Anyone who doesn't do that should be drafted to the Lybian army for use as Human Shields.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 11:43, closed)

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Stop being so bloody reasonable, man.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

Escalators are rides.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdVo-bqSOI
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 13:29, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwGcP8QbH8
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

just chuck a lit fag into the machinery and be done with it all

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:39, closed)