Ooh, this is so my type of question!
Here we go:

Suitcases with wheels
Beards
Picture by-lines in newspapers and magazines
iPods and iPhones and iTunes and iPads
Airplane seats on trains
Television
Leaf-blowers - use a bloody rake!
Sweating / getting hot
Hippies
Socialists
Christians (oh and Jews and Muslims)
Apollo deniers (i.e. people who say we never got to the moon)
People who say "I really must be going now" then hang on for hours and hours. Just go!
Saying "passed" instead of "died"
Sunglasses
Woolens with zips
The term DNA used out of a biological context. Living things have DNA - companies do not
Ponytails on men
People who insist on calculating to the last fucking penny when splitting a restaurant bill
And the rest...
( electric_goat, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 11:25, 10 replies)

C-L-I-C-K
I click hard.
( spitsticker is not working on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

I agree wholeheartedly
apart from the bit about sunglasses. If you think I'm walking/driving around on a sunny day when I'm already likely to be hot and or sweaty through no effort of my own, and squinting too? Stuff that where your next proctologist can find it.
(Hairy Bob, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 12:37, closed)

Clint Eastwood
built a career on squinting
( electric_goat, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:05, closed)

Beards?

(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 19:04, closed)

You're right
I meant all facial hair, moustaches and the lot.
( electric_goat, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:06, closed)

Now
that IS an irrational hatred! Well done.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:30, closed)

All Good Except...
Suitcases with wheels.

Fucking essential if you do any more travelling than 2 weeks in Majorca a year.

Unless you like having one arm longer than the other.

Watch Up In The Air - Clooney plays a complete twunt, but boy does the character know how to travel.
(MartinB9999, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 20:23, closed)

there is nothing more manly than tidying your garden with a big fuck off leaf blower

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 22:36, closed)

Chainsaw.

( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:45, closed)

I stand corrected

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:28, closed)