
People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
Suggested by Smash Monkey
( , Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Not the programs themselves, it's the people on them. Ignoring the fact that they all seem to have a budget of 450k, they go wander about a house and suddenly go from speaking English, to talking like an estate agent. Don't say the place has potential, nobody says that about a house and your attempts to sound intelligent just backfire every single time.
And if you ever use the hackneyed phrase 'light and airy', I will start a facebook campaign for someone to pull your lips off with pliers.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:12, 2 replies)

Then it usually has a lot of potential - several million volts' worth.
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:18, closed)

I hate how people witter on and on about the decor. They are spending £300k. and they dont want to buy the place on the strength of the living room having blue curtains!
THEY ARE NOT FUCKING YOURS! YOU WILL PUT YOUR OWN UP, YOU RETARDS!
( , Sun 3 Apr 2011, 17:30, closed)
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