Bald man are all cunts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:59, 2 replies)

All cunts are bald men?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:05, closed)

Bald cunts are for paedos.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:07, closed)

Bald nuts are for Speedos?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:08, closed)

I think this too

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:14, closed)

You say that now
Wait till yours starts thinning, cuntboy
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:35, closed)

syrups
One of my tutors at uni had four wigs, which he would wear in the following pattern:

Week 1: shortest wig (#1)
Week 2: slightly longer wig (#2)
Week 3: wig #3, slightly longer than wig #2
Week 4: longest wig (#4), always accompanied with the question "what are you all up to this weekend?" and his eventual response "I'll probably get my hair cut...".

Reset pattern, begin cycle again.
(square go, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 18:27, closed)