Click 'I Like This'
if you think I should adopt the identity of Captain Correction, a real-life superhero who goes around painting over unnecessary quotation marks and misplaced or unnecessary apostrophes from shop signs.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:12, 12 replies)

Only if we have a competition
to design your costume
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

I was thinking
white. Maybe the chest logo should be a blue pencil.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:34, closed)

with an outsized rubber/eraser on the end.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 18:34, closed)

If you
know what I mean.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:06, closed)

You'll be dead within a week from exhaustion.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:27, closed)

I'll have a sidekick.
Maybe they'll be called The Footnote, or The Sub-Editor.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:32, closed)

sorry, you can't have a sidekick as you're already the sidekick to Lynne Truss.
actually, maybe her bitch is more appropiate.

As for you're costume, obviously it must be a panda suit. I am going to click this, not because I particulary like it, but because I want to see a video on youtube in a couple of months time of angry asian shopkeepers kicking the shit out of a whimpering panda.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:12, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 17:17, closed)

!!!!Yes!!!!!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

I demand that you wear an interrobang codpiece.
And nothing else.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

It looks a bit like a hammer and sickle.
Not that that's the main problem with this suggestion.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:36, closed)

You want to see a doctor about that.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:40, closed)