Little furry buggers
I hate those little furry animals you see all over the place these days. Thing is, they're no threat to me, so I don't know why I should hate them. They're a hundredth of my size, don't eat the same food as me, and they're less well adapted to this lovely hot weather we've been having since the Triassic. I just get this feeling that something bad will happen: I can't explain it, they give me the willies. They can't even fly like my cousins can (although Bert said he saw one gliding the other day; show off).

I know some of them steal our eggs, but they then so do the bloody oviraptors, and they're hardly the stuff of nightmares. And they have so few young themselves, they're sure to die out. They even think live birth is cool: disgusting if you ask me. Samantha would never agree to something coming out wiggling: it's difficult enough getting something wiggly into her if you know what I mean, fnarr fnarr.

So, completely irrational I know. After all, we have been lording it over the earth for the almost 160 million years: how could a little furry thing challenge us?

Must go now: there's a big round flamey thing in the sky which looks interesting.

Love

A. Dinosaur
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:54, 6 replies)

What
does the 'A' stand for?
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Andrew

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:09, closed)

I like the idea
That an animal's surname is what the animal is. Andrew Dinosaur.
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Derek Leopard

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:16, closed)

Or 'Def' to his mates.

(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:38, closed)

Don't be sill
Alfred
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:01, closed)