Women talking dirty.
I know - how IRRATIONAL is that?!?! I should be delighted to be so lucky as to have a woman talk dirty to me right?

However it was all ruined for me by an ex who upon about to receive some L'Oral Face Cream declared "That's it, shoot your spunky mess on my naughty face!"

Hardly the most horny turn of phrase I'm sure you'll agree. Or probably won't.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:29, 9 replies)

You missed an opportunity there.
You should have followed up with "Because you're worth it." Chicks dig blokes who make them laugh, so you'd have been guaranteed a shag right then and there.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, closed)

Click!
Damn it! If only you'd been there at the time to prompt me....errr...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:35, closed)

Well...
it's certainly different to you mightily exclaiming "HERE COME THE MINERALS!"
( the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:48, closed)

Or
"Here comes the sciencey bit!"
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:58, closed)

Or,
"here comes the bad AIDS."
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:57, closed)

You should have smacked her face with your knob

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:04, closed)

Her 'naughty face' you mean...

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:23, closed)

I'm hearing that in a thick brummy accent.
Am I correct?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:47, closed)

Sadly not..that would have at least been amusing.

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:08, closed)