*nods* My ex was like that, he'd automatically contradict everything, EVERYTHING, I said - drove me mad.
When I told him something I'd have already thought up answers to the stupid arguments he'd instantly come out with.

Like:

Me - Our eldest desperately needs £100. Here is the money. As I am off to work now, will you take it to the Post Office and send it by Registered Post so she'll get it safely?
Ex - No, a cheque is safer. Nobody else can cash it.
Me - No, she needs CASH, a cheque will take too long to clear.
Ex - But what if the cash is stolen on the way? Like in a train robbery?
Me - It will be insured so she'll still get the money.
Ex - But that might take weeks to come through, and she needs the money now!
Me - Bye, I'm popping to the Post Office...
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 23:06, 2 replies)

We should try and hook him up with my ex
They might implode or something
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:41, closed)

Would have been quicker just to do it yourself.
Long term, you should have just gotten your eldest into rehab.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:56, closed)