Continued survival is meaning in and of itself.
I've done what I can to ensure the continuation of my genetic information*, you might as well just kill yourself.

*years of wanking into a cup should leave sufficient DNA to clone me, assuming that the technology is perfected within my lifetime.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:13, 2 replies)

This is what I try to encourage others to do.
(Kill themselves).

So far I'm even a failure at that, as well.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 9:41, closed)

I don't wish to put any sort of a downer upon your life's work, and I'm certainly no expert in the field, but I don't think it's possible to clone a thing from its sperm, on account of sperm only having half of the necessary gubbins. Even if you selectively wanked two sperms into the LHC and mashed them into a proper nucleus, you'd basically be getting two sets of random picks from your genetic makeup rather than a facsimile of your genetic makeup - meaning, for example, that if you carry a recessive ginger gene, but are not yourself ginger, your spermclone could in fact be ginger. And also, as the resultant honeymonster would have no mitochondria, it would have no energy, and would thus be a mopey ginger emo. You would then be obliged to kill yourself. Which, thinking about it, was your next point.

Oh, nevermind.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:39, closed)