Conference North Football Fan
I support a football team who plays in the 6th tier of football.

Shit I have done include the following:-

- Go to the arse end of nowhere (otherwise known as Boston, Lincolnshire)
- Go to the other arse end of nowhere (Oxford) in the hope they beat third arse end of nowhere (Lowestoft) so they don't get promoted.
- Go to Eindhoven, just to jump on a ferry to Lowestoft, because a) it is marginally cheaper and b) we drew Lowestoft in a cup that means sod all.
- Write a letter to the Football Association because they haven't released the 3rd Qualifying Round fixture of the FA Cup before 11:30.
- Campaigned outside the ground of our nearest rivals when they were going bust because "it was a nice thing to do"
- Gone to Nuneaton.

Sunday I fly out to Belgium to watch Wales play football and to sing East 17 songs to Craig Bellamy. It is completely irrational and daft, but try and talk me out of it and I will rip your balls off.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:44, 2 replies)

You need the "we give a shit" website. Often called, (www.insert something scathing.bz)

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:50, closed)

It's because you love football.
Your not a patronising twat that thinks they're above the joys of footy. Keep up the good work stranger and believe.
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:39, closed)