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Freddie Woo tells us "I'm having to drive 500 miles to pick up my son from the ex's house because she won't let him take the train in case he gets off at the wrong station. He's 19 years old and has A-Levels and everything." - Tell us about illogical and irrational people who get on your nerves.

(, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24)
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Female Paranoid Hearing Impairment
Why oh why does the "fairer sex" have the ability, when they don't quite hear something, to mishear it in the worst possible way ?

So, 2 minutes beforehand, you've had a hug and kiss, she goes upstairs, for some reason I need to call something to her up the stairs, such as "Don't forget we're going out tonight", and by the miracle of FPHI these innocent words turn into "Did I tell you I'm planning to leave you tomorrow", or similar.

Does this not strike anyone as somewhat irrational ?

Women, you're great, but if you're not sure of what I was saying, the chances of it being horrible (unless we're half-way through an argument) are very, very, very slim - so why is that the option you go for by default ?
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 14:32, 8 replies)
The women I know can at imes be infuriating
but none of them tend to misinterpret innocent comments to great distress.

Perhaps the women you know have a subliminal wish to see you gone.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 15:32, closed)
I think she's just a bit mutton.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:18, closed)
stop dating bunny boilers

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:22, closed)
I think perhaps you just attract fucking idiots, which would make sense.

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:16, closed)

(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:22, closed)
The common factor in all of this is you.
You are clearly a fucking idiot.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:39, closed)
Yeah...tough one, that, mate.
Dunno mate. Just give her a bit of bum sex? Sometimes it sort of, you know, brings it all back to basics.

Bum full of cum.

Give it a go, if it all goes to shit (ha ha) just find another one.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:13, closed)
Too many VB's Ken, too many VB's.
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:55, closed)

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