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Freddie Woo tells us "I'm having to drive 500 miles to pick up my son from the ex's house because she won't let him take the train in case he gets off at the wrong station. He's 19 years old and has A-Levels and everything." - Tell us about illogical and irrational people who get on your nerves.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24)
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Female Paranoid Hearing Impairment
Why oh why does the "fairer sex" have the ability, when they don't quite hear something, to mishear it in the worst possible way ?

So, 2 minutes beforehand, you've had a hug and kiss, she goes upstairs, for some reason I need to call something to her up the stairs, such as "Don't forget we're going out tonight", and by the miracle of FPHI these innocent words turn into "Did I tell you I'm planning to leave you tomorrow", or similar.

Does this not strike anyone as somewhat irrational ?

Women, you're great, but if you're not sure of what I was saying, the chances of it being horrible (unless we're half-way through an argument) are very, very, very slim - so why is that the option you go for by default ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 14:32, 8 replies)
The women I know can at imes be infuriating
but none of them tend to misinterpret innocent comments to great distress.

Perhaps the women you know have a subliminal wish to see you gone.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 15:32, closed)
I think she's just a bit mutton.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:18, closed)
stop dating bunny boilers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:22, closed)
I think perhaps you just attract fucking idiots, which would make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 17:16, closed)
Virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:22, closed)
The common factor in all of this is you.
You are clearly a fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 18:39, closed)
Yeah...tough one, that, mate.
Dunno mate. Just give her a bit of bum sex? Sometimes it sort of, you know, brings it all back to basics.

You.
Her.
Bum full of cum.

Give it a go, if it all goes to shit (ha ha) just find another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 19:13, closed)
Too many VB's Ken, too many VB's.
;P
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 22:55, closed)

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