This family of three came to my door one day - a man and woman in their 30s, and their young lad who must have been about 10.
I'd been smoking a LOAD of hashes, and was really tripping.

They were on about some god BULLSHIT or something - I couldn't really hear over the DEF LEPPARD I had playing at top volume on my MARSHALL STACKS, but they were trying to hand me a leaflet that looked like it had a picture of Jesus on it.

I sighed heavily with the burden of having to explain to another bunch of IRRATIONAL THICK CULTISTS about how atheism is the only true way, and that my COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT THINKING and STUDY OF SCIENCE had brought me to the CORRECT conclusion that THERE IS NO GOD! DUMBASSES!

But instead I had an idea.

I crouched down low, pushing my hair out from over my eyes, and straightening my WHITESNAKE T-SHIRT, and I fixed the young boy with my gaze.

Here, I thought, I could plant a seed, perhaps. I could right some of the wrongs his parents' IDIOT THINKING were doing to this vulnerable young man.

Taking a deep breath, I SCREAMED AS LOUDLY AS I COULD at him, SLAMMED my head into his face, and KNOCKED HIM INTO NEXT WEEK.

Hopefully, somewhere along the lines, I'll have done some good.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:47, 9 replies)

\o/ \o/
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 16:49, closed)

This is uncharacteristically amusing.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:32, closed)

^ Withering damning by faint praise of the week

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 17:38, closed)

Anybody asking for money unsolicited deserves anything they get.
That applies to religious nuts, muggers, the tax office and and anyone else.
Why is it that demanding money with menaces is still accepted as part of our society?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 19:42, closed)

ummmmmm?......never mind

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 8:51, closed)

You should've cut him right up
With your Jap's eye
(Panzerfaust, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 2:37, closed)