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Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.

(, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:23)
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I like to say . . .
"Don't mention it . . . . . oh . . . you didn't"
(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:26, 1 reply)
I get annoyed by people who haven't grasped that you have to let people OFF a train before attempting to get ON it
The train stopped. I was right by the doors, which swished open. A bloke immediately tried to get on, forcing me (and others to squeeze past him. "Twat!" I muttered, loudly. He didn't like this, and turned to ask "Wot did you call me?" in an agressive, testosterone-fuelled gorilla voice. At which moment the doors swished shut in his face and he was whisked away in vein-throbbing frustration.

Fair made my day, that did.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:43, closed)
They need to set up separate enter and exit doors on the tube that sterilise anyone using the wrong ones
I had some of my (pretty regular) supermarket rage at the weekend. I'd just passed an aisle and realised I needed something from it but my way back was blocked by a woman with a trolley. So I did the whole Basically-hugging-the-aisle-end-display thing to let her get past so I could backtrack. The fucker would not deviate an inch! I'm basically getting impregnated by by a part baked baguette,but she thinks I just totally want to be gently steered around into the next aisle, nose-to-whatever with the indian spices before finally going around me. Having momentarily contemplated a one-two combo followed by a swift roundhouse kick to the bitches face I chose instead to meekly scuttle off and finish shopping, what with me being a total spazzive-aggressive.
(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:21, closed)
protip: nobody cares

(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:17, closed)
When I want tips from a prostitute I'll just give your mum a call

(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:22, closed)
*Fetches popcorn*

(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:37, closed)
*retches popcorn*

(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:54, closed)
*lols*

(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 16:43, closed)
this

(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 17:07, closed)
Here, you might find this a useful riposte for future use.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q4l6o2fuDs
(, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 19:47, closed)

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