This is bitter, isn't it?
When your 'friend' is happy to go out with his other friend who is 'normal' and married but generally regarded as a canute, or other attached couples, over me, who is bi, eccentric, terminally single and not a twunt. At least it stops me having to deal with the fact I fancy him a bit.

When other potential friends suddenly change a plan that was going to include me, because a friend of theirs that treated me badly still can't get over the fact I finally stood up to them and takes the opportunity to badmouth me.

Yes, I do have better friends now, thanks for asking..

When the person that you were having a shag situation couldn't arrange a date with you, but mentioned more than once how they
had to make a meeting with another person the following week.

Also, when you found out they did far more with other partners than with you.

In fairness, I'm no-one's mug now. Convenient shag? You can sod off...

OK, a happier one :

I briefly worked doing data entry for a company that did cold calling selling wholesome films. I knew things were going down the pan when it emerged that the cold call list wasn't checked against the TPS (telemarketing blacklist), the list wasn't properly pruned and people were re-calling others, the boss would shout at people for standing around when there was no one to be called and the piece de resistance - when a caller phoned someone about the films and they said 'dirty films? what have you got?'.
(EssY, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 17:55, Reply)