Bo Selecta
Me and my ex broke up last year, he was a good bloke but compared to me he was just too quiet! I know alot of the times what I said or did he didnt approve of.

On new years eve I was watching the deleted scenes on Bo Selecta with my friends, the Gareth Gates Character with Tourettes that they couldnt put on telly cos it was too risky is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Me and the girls came up with a plan that we was gonna pretend to have tourettes to anyone who tried to speak to us whilst being out that night celebrating new years (can I just add that my ex wasn't coming out with me that night cos and I quote from the man himself 'getting drunk is neither worth it or funny')

When my ex came home I said to him all excited "hey guess what, tonight when we're out we are gonna pretend to have tourettes"

The look of disgust on his face was a picture, I wish I had a camera cos seriously it was one of the biggest looks of disgust I have ever seen! "And why do you want to do that" he asked barely able to hide his anger..

"cos I think it will be funny OK"

Cue said boring bastard walking away shaking his head...

Since that day our relationship was NEVER the same! I was dumped a few months later!


And before anyone else says it I know its not very mature pretending you have tourettes but we had such a laugh that night, my friend exceeded herself by running up to a policeman and shouting "WANKER" in his face but cos she had tourettes she got away with it ;-)
(Fran, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 13:07, Reply)