
Nice and simple this week. Just tell us the exact moment you knew that relationship, that job or that penchant for custard-dipped young boys was over.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2005, 10:45)
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my (ex) fiance screamed "THIS BUTTER WILL NEVER LAST UNTIL CHRISTMAS!" and furiously hurled a tub of merrigold across the kitchen.
In October.
But it was clearly doomed to failure when I pissed her mum's bed and tried to blame it on the dog.
( , Wed 27 Jul 2005, 12:13, Reply)
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