My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Mods. Expectation: They get up in the morning and go straight to their computer, not bothering with any of the normal personal hygiene rituals that any reasonable human being would go through. Upon turning their computer on, they summon their hound who stands beside their sweat stained chair, whilst the mod slides his finger into the dogs arsehole. The dog will only have a few minutes a day without the mods finger lodged in it's rectum, as the mod will occasionally have to pretend to actually do something, in a half-arsed attempt to bring order to the messageboard. The mod will sniff the processed pedigree chum that has become attached to his finger, and moments later, the dog will have a finger up its bum again.
Reality: It's all true, although the dog doesn't receive any respite. The mod can type one handed and therefore they will have at least one digit internally manipulating the canines colon at all times.
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Muns, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:09,
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Toxoplasmosis.Brought about after accidentally fingering a kitten, having thought it was a gay chihuahua.
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Muns, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:42,
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That's libelousYou might not want to post that.
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:26, closed)
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