Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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You should have cut loose with a violently enthusiastic version of Killing In The Name.
( , Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:34, 1 reply)
I was considering either Colour Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up" or Gary Puckett's "Young Girl"
just to see how embarassed I could make the interviewers
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just to see how embarassed I could make the interviewers
( , Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:42, closed)
That, or re-enacting my favourite piece of comedy, Iannucci's "Ike and Tina Turner-o-gram".
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