
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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He was a complete dick.
Apparently he'd left his recruitment role because he wasn't nearly a complete enough dick to tolerate his colleagues.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 11:31, 1 reply)

And any number who just won't take a hint and go away.
One even sent us details of one of our own employees. Without his knowledge or permission. He wasn't looking for a job and was extremely embarrassed.
( , Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:36, closed)

But perversely got a pay rise out of it as they were convinced I was intending to leave, and they wanted to retain me. haha. Thanks mystery recruitment cunt.
( , Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:17, closed)

They do a quick and dumb text search for vaguely relevant key words and then puke a million CVs into your inbox.They deserve as much respect as the cunts who cold call about saving money on your utilities.
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