Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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Cant believe I forgot this oneApplying for bar work some time ago. I turned up to the "employment open day" being held at a new pub that was looking for 12 staff members. Along with 400 (yes, really) other applicants. After filling in a short form, I sat down with a harassed-looking man in his forties. He picked up my form and asked me if I had had any bar experience. When I replied in the negative he, without breaking eye contact, turned my form over and placed it face down on the table.
I left the building without further comment.
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MatJ LOOK, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 1:16,
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Sounds a pretty efficient system to me.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:02,
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The more cunning plan wouldhave been to say yes.
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Why did you bother sticking around to fill in the form, you time waster?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:31,
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