JobsworthsAll over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.
Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.
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chthonic, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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teacherwe had a loser of a deputy head at school who would officiate pointlessly by sitting next to the proctor and headmaster at assembly. when the gruesome twosome had finished ranting about the latest dumbass school rules and those who broke them - everything from cutting the red and green labels off kickers shoes to having at least six inches of daylight between all pupils at all times - the deputy head's chance to shine would come. he would leap to his feet and say proudly:
"in a moment i shall ask you to stand."
[infinitesimal pause]
"please stand".
wtf? what a bellend!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 May 2005, 11:01,
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