Bouncers (again)
Ok, admittedly I *was* underage, so lose a bit of sympathy here.. however I didn't particularly look it and I was about 17.9999999. Me and about 10 mates were going to a Nightclub and every single one was in without being ID'd, then for some reason I get picked on.

I've got nothing, so I don't get let in. I said, "OK, I'll go home and get my driving licence then", but could they tell my Girlfriend I can't get in. No.

Cue my mate coming out to find me hidden round the corner, I ask him for his licence which he hands over and goes back in whilst I spend the 30 mins it'd take 'going home' learning every available fact on the thing so he can test me.

I get back to the club, looking agitated (as if I'd have had to go home and get it) and hand it over. He says: "Name, Address and birthday?" and I rile it off verbatim.. then the bastard says "Ok, we'll get a pen and check the signature mate".

I just asked him for it back, and stormed off in a huff with him looking very smug in the background.

However I did get my own back next time I was (legally) in there by accidentally causing a powercut, having flicked a switch they'd put gaffer tape over, to see what it'd do.
(kna has forgotten everything., Thu 12 May 2005, 14:46, Reply)