Bouncer trouble...
Far too many to mention... But!

Had trouble with a bouncer in my old regular haunt... He was new and although I had been going to said club for ages, he decided to be a complete twunt and refuse entry.

After showing him my passport - i got in...

Later in the night i was very pissed and my mate decided it would be a good idea to dance like we've never danced before... Like complete twunts we were alone on the dancefloor... giving it the monkey etc...

So, here we are dancing away like arses and who does my mate accidently smack in the face with his elbow???
THE BOUNCER!

So the bouncer goes apeshit and hits my mate (and it was a proper slug too!), my mate calmly looks back at the bouncer - smiling. It hurt him like hell but he didn't let the boucner see that.

Anyhoo... Lots of bouncers grab hold of me and my mate and proceed to sling us through the doors and the arsehole who ID'd me tries to throw me down the stairs...
Instead i 'leap' about four feet down and somehow manage to land without falling. The bouncer comes running at me and I swing my fist in a LANKY CRICKET BOWLER STYLEE (overhead - I am quite tall)... Somehow my punch manages to hit the bouncer right on the top of his thick skull and he falls to his knees... Without pausing I legged it past the remaining two bouncers on the doors into the cold outside.

Anyway, A week later or so... I find out that I had knocked the bouncer out cold and i was considered a small hero due to the fact that the Bouncer was an apparent psycho and a wife beater... He also lost his job as he got caught punching my mate on camera...

That'll teach the baldie bastards!
I win hahahahaha

Sorry for length.

*I have to point out that I am not a chav. I am in fact a pacifist (who had drunk too many!)
(Kayozz, Thu 12 May 2005, 15:29, Reply)