oh what a suprise! another jobsworth bouncer!
a few months ago my usual haunt for getting bed wettingly drunk on a sat night closed for a refurb. it opened again a few weeks ago to my relief, so i made a conscious decision to get unconsciously drunk. whilst exploring the refurbed pub in my pished state i came across a new staircase and decided to go down. i took 2 steps and realised i was heading back down into the foody bit of the pub away from all the fanny. a quick turn on my heels sorted this problem out... or so i thought. i was faced with an 'all brawn no brain' stereotypical bouncer/monkey. he informed me that i would have to wait a minute before coming up as they were at 'capacity'!!!!!! i had literally taken 2 steps down the stairs... nobody had gone in... nobody had gone out... and you could blatantly see lots of standing space. he made me wait about 5 minutes... cock.
(wilfy is god, Thu 12 May 2005, 15:41, Reply)