JobsworthsAll over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.
Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.
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chthonic, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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papercuttingpapercut ... arse ... minor bleeding ... 'anyone got a plaster?' ...'plasters in the first aid box but only first aiders have access' ... 'who's the first aider?' ... 'X with the green cross on her pc' ... 'hi X, can i have a plaster?' ... 'well, yes, but then we'd have to fill in an accident report form...' 'but it's only a papercut' 'i know, it's stupid isn't is? and i'm not sure how we do the form since you're a contractor, not staff' 'i'm bleeding ... not a lot i grant you, but... oh fuckit' ... bleeding man leaves edinburgh financial services building, walks over street to shop and purchases own fucking band-aid ... the company, I Like Not Bleeding Over My Desk Because of Fuckwit Health and Safety Rules ... I Like ... hint hint
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