JobsworthsAll over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.
Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.
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chthonic, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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rodeo bulli used to drive a hydraulic rodeo bull simulator, taking it all round the country to fetes and such like-and we were pretty fucking good at it. There was a rule that if we thought a kid was too small we didnt let them on, we always used to get a stroppy dad or mum at each event that insisted there little angel was ok, and would short of threaten us to let the shit on. If this happened, we could arrange the ride so that the little bastard would whack his head on the fibreglass bull head-really hard.
Similar rides could be arranged for ladies in low cut ballgowns at poncy student balls and the like..
Oh the shame..
(, Tue 17 May 2005, 11:23, Reply)
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