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This is a question Jobsworths

All over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.

Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.

(, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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Fucking Lothian and Borders police
Fucking police
They pulled me over for running a red light-- on a bike, by about 3 seconds before it would turn green again anyway yesterday. Some dick had pressed the button, crossed and fucked off.

Okay, I was a minor-law breaker, but now I understand why chavs have no respect for the police -- the police are incapable of treating people with any respect in the first place!
I got berated by a small-cocked (you can just tell) short-ass fat fucker of a sergeant threatening me with this and that, just to make him feel good.

Smug fucker.

Oh well, he looked like he was going to die soon of high blood pressure leading to an aneurism.
Amazing though. When a friend of mine got his head kicked in, every bone in his face shattered, nearly killed, the police, 5 mins away on foot from the station, a quiet Wednesday evening, they couldn't be fucked coming out.
I've reported racially motivated criminal damage to a vehicle of some chinese bloke to them too. They only wanted to treat as "failure to stop at an accident". Not accidental. The fucker deliberately reversed into the side of the car, and drove off, shouting racist abuse.
Police = lazy bastards + power gone to their head. It's not as if any of this stuff was on a busy Friday night.

The thing is, they can threaten you with fines, arrest or jail
if you give them lip. But these guys aren't flawless people. And you're bound to get some with chips on their shoulders, some that have a small cock and their wife won't shag them, lazt fuckers, and some total corrupt bastards-- just like in any other job in society.

But everyone else doesn't have the power to ruin your career, remove your freedom, and 100's of other police officers to back them up whatever they do.

I hate them more than "parking attendants".

The inflated ego Sgt. tosspot told me "if anybody knocks you down at a pedestrian crossing, don't call the police"

Lazy? I think so. Gah! No wonder nobody respects them anymore-- they don't have an ounce of respect for you.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 10:17, Reply)

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