JobsworthsAll over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.
Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.
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chthonic, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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not terribly original - traffic wardensI fucking hate trafffic wardens, no-good jobsworths who stare at passerby with the dopey bovine malice usually reserved for a difficult cow. I don't know why not, but IMO it is normal and reasonable to park briefly in an empty road, miles away from other motorists and pedestrians for twenty minutes while dropping stuff off and moving it. Evidently not though; council bastards.
My solution to this is that all traffic wardens should be genetically modified to be like bees; one sting and they crawl away to die miserable and unfulfilled deaths. They've got the yellow stripe thing down already, they just need to go the rest of the way.
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:39, Reply)
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