JobsworthsAll over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.
Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.
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chthonic, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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Supermarket Fun!quick and dirty...
A flushed, stressed husband type comes running up to me while i was working as a 'Fresh Food Assistant' (my greasy hair, sideburns and tab stained fingers didn't instill 'freshness' to the customers but meh) panting he says, under his breath, looking around
HIM : "I'm looking for 'towels'?" wink wink
ME : "Sir?" instantly knowing but choosing to ignore
HIM : "Ladies towels?"
ME : "Towels sir?"
HIM : "Yeah, ladies towels" more stern looks of embarassment
ME : "Ladies towels? i'm not sure what u mean sir"
HIM : " YOU KNOW" more winks "LADIES Towels
ME : "We have bath towels"
HIM : "No, not those sorts of towels"
ME : "Hang on, i'll ask" i turn and shout : "Dan, We got any ladies towels?" to my mate
DAN : "Towels sir" he replies, eyes watering
HIM : "NNOO MAN" getting aggitated "feminine towels"
ME : "I think there might be pink ones ov..."
HIM : "F$#King TAMPONS U RETARDED COCKSMITHS
Que tumbleweeds.......
(, Wed 18 May 2005, 14:55, Reply)
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