Bouncers and Rozzers
Went to a club called Trash in Glasgow wearing a white RUGBY polo shirt with SRU logo on't, jeans and casual shoes. Bouncer (Donald Cheng, twat) stops me and says "No way mate. No colours in here". Thought for a mo, initially thinking, "Is it National Front night tonight and they're not allowing black people in?" and then, remembering I am in fact white, say "what do you mean?".
He says "No football colours"
I say, "They're not actually football colours, they're rugby colours. No one will want to start a fight".
He says "Still no colours. Fuck off".
2 of my mates, also wearing similar rugby team shirts were let in in the meantime and so I went to just walk in behind them. Bouncer grabs me by the scruff of the neck and throws me into the road, almost under a taxi. Cunt. The club has now burnt down, taking with it a neighbouring club and listed church building housing it. It was caused by staff! That'll teach the cunts!

As for cops, I've never met a bad polis officer in my life. I actually know a few very decent ones. In fact I've probably been let off with more than I should have, so leave them alone.
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Thu 19 May 2005, 9:58, Reply)