KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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I have never been the victim of karmaeven after the time I cut a fly in half with a pair of scissors and found it crawling up the window five minutes later, desperately searching for its abdomen...
MAN RULES
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:55,
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aggg!So you're the cunt that killed me in a past life! I knew I'd catch up with you eventually.......
*sharpens larger pair of scissors*
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 0:46,
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Simple and amusingDoes it get any better?
First you have the chase as the little bastard won't stay still as you go at him with the scissors, and then sheer hilarity as it looks for its arse.
Perfect.
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Bothhilarious and disgusting.
Click
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