
Sue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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On her 3rd husband and numerous boyfriends inbetween.... and so the karmic balance is restored by her oldest daughter, me!
Only reason I can think of why I can't get laid.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:44, 13 replies)

that's some top class lurkage!!!
Well done
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:48, closed)

attracted by the amount of time you've been a member, and the scarcity of your posts. I'm a lurker, but I can't hold a candle to your lurkage!
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:11, closed)

on the last moon in the milky way, jeez guys listen to the lyrics. (oh god this is karma - i have been very bad and now have the lunar jim song stuck in my head, still coul dbe worse, at least it isnt lazytown)
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:16, closed)

I wish I could be more restrained myself, it would stop me making such a prat of myself sometimes!
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:21, closed)

when I consider how long it took me to lose my virginity compared to my sister :(
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:37, closed)

protects you from the nekkidness that is /board today!
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:50, closed)

*shudders* Never again... far too confusing for an old bint like me.
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 18:54, closed)

I still maintain that no sex is better than bad sex.
Or perhaps you ran a brothel in a past life? ;o)
I'm sure your turn WILL COME (sorry, that was really childish)
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:41, closed)

On B3ta and "can't get laid" ?
Ye gods and little fishes, did someone evil weld you into a steel cage that even geeks can't open ?
Oh, hang on, perhaps you're looking for someone who _isn't_ likely to set your sofa on fire just for kicks ?
( , Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:36, closed)
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