KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Not good, not good at all.......My friend Nick was always having car trouble - breakdowns, wouldn't start, unlimited quantities of Anusol oozing out of the heating vents while voices chanted "Lick it! Lick it, Spawny One", that sort of thing.
Anyhoo, Whilst shopping in the Budapest district of Milton Keynes, I happened upon a small shop selling second hand wares. On closer inspection they had what appeared to be a tin full of magic powder specifically designed to help people having car problems. A warning however stated that this powder would only work for those of a good natured disposition, or a kindly bent.
I took it home and showed it to my friend, who could not grasp its purpose at all.
"For goodness sake!" I said, "Of course it'll repair your ailing vehicle. It's a ......."
Wait for it..... I bet you saw it coming.....
"Karma Can Nick!"
Do you see they level to which you have reduced me, you oily fools!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:53, 3 replies)
It's earlyand it's groan-inducing. But I like it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:56,
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did you know?in Karnak the roads are surfaced with Karmac.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:07, closed)
IndeedIt is a bit early I grant you, but it was such an obvious one, I felt the urge to get in there first!
I shall re-lurk and pen an actual missive as repentance.....
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 16:30, closed)
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