KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Mr BMW gets stricken downSo in my lovely town, there's a lot of roadworks going, underpasses and whatnot being built. Anyway, this means that rush hour traffic is now even worse than it was before and the rules of the road have seemingly gone out the window.
Heading to work with my friend at the wheel a few weeks ago, towards the start of rush hour, we notice some prick in a BMW behind us, who was so close to our bumper you could smell the Turtlewax. Anyway, the guy proceeds to cut up a bunch of people and then do an undertake and gets ahead of the pack. A few minutes later, we roll onto the busiest part of the motorway, and up ahead there's a cloud of smoke coming from the middle lane.
Yes, Mr BMW's beloved car had packed in, smoke piling out of the radiator and all. Fucking priceless - we gave him the one fingered salute as we drove by, laughing at his misery. Wanker.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 20:52, Reply)
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