Carma & Howden
As mentioned in a previous post (on mixtapes etc) me,my bro and friends would pile in my late lamented Vectra (if there's ever a QOTW on car write off's then I'll talk about the Vectra's death) and scoot off to the East Coast where we would surfr, badly and have fish 'n' chips.

One day on the way back we decided to stop off at a pub in Howden and have a proper Sunday dinner,which was delightful, and like most pubs they bring out the condiments in a little wicker basket.

I don't like Tommy Ketchup, and never have any in at home, but if peeps come round and want the dreaded red stuff, then I usually have a copla sachets stolen from aforementioned wicker baskets in my fridge.

As dinner ended I stole the obligatory packs of ketchup and as I'm getting the cash out of my wallet to pay for my tea my pal notices the condoms in my wallet...which have run past their best before date.

So for a giggle we put the condoms in the wicker basket with all the sauces, so the next unsuspecting diner would find some unused durex. My how we laughed.

A couple of weeks later I drive through Howden as usual nto the way for the surfing, and Monday morning Humberside constabulary have kindly informed me that I have the privelige to pay them £60 and get three points, from allegedly speeding through Howden.

Next week just to rub salt into the wounds outside the petrol station a big sign pronounces Get Points Here!

Karma must have pissing itself.... and no it hadn't finished with my poor Vectra either.... but like I said any QOTW on Car write offs and I'll talk about my several write offs including the death of the Vectra.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:38, Reply)